Dirt 2 was a good game. Damn good game. While we never had the privilege to review it, we can tell you it was fun. It had cars, dirt, and tracks. But this chick really enjoys the game. Sitting like “Raj” from the 70’s TV show “What’s Happening” she knows how to make sharp turns all while in her underwear.
Onto the chick. Her model name is Tahiticora, from Miami Beach but born in Tahiti. Now if only our girl Coco would pose for a video game shoot, Tahitcora would have decent competition. For now, enjoy her thong playing ways.
Hopefully you all have kept your copies of Halo 3: ODST in tact as Halo: Reach’s May 3rd multiplayer beta is fast approaching. A trailer showcasing some of the awesomeness we’ll soon be experiencing in the beta has recently hit the net by way of one of the last places I’d expect: a Taiwanese gaming site.
In the video, you’ll see some new game modes, new attacks, and even a jet-pack or two. Only two more months until we all get to experience the next evolution in the Halo series. Two long, long months.
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is getting ready to be released this Tuesday and you can be sure you’ll be facing some stiff competition online, thanks to EA offering a beta on PS3, Xbox 360, and PC.
One feller you might want to stay clear of next week is ‘AnXieTy BuRnS‘. Judging by the video above, he is one sniper whose crosshairs you don’t want anywhere near you. Although, I bet he’s just god awful when it comes to melee attacks.
I have to hand it to Jowin, he does sound a lot like Lupe Fiasco or Kid Cudi and has some pretty sweet rhymes. ” Baby your Cosplay, and yo, you are beautiful even though, it’s all fake” would have to be one of my favorite lines. It is an instant Otaku hit, to see and hear the hotness that is his music video “Cosplay Girl” click below after the link! Enjoy, I have the damn song stuck in my head. Also check out some more of his tracks, they are all pretty sick with a nice flow.
Heavy Rain officially released this week on the PS3, and while we’re working tirelessly to publish our review, I thought this would be a great time to inform you that Heavy Rain will make you cry.
The Mega 64 crew were aware of this, and decided to show how one of their own succumbed to the depression that can occur from something assimple as brushing your teeth in Heavy Rain.
Sony’s PSN series of The Tester has been live since February 18th and I can’t believe I missed this piece of internet gold. While I didn’t realize this song had anything to do with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 until Luger removed that stupid yellow trucker hat off her head and some lyrics about dropping bombs. This video screams “obnoxious” and the fact that Luger is a 3 doesn’t help her cause.
The Japanese sure love their karaoke. And Yakuza being a Japanese game will show you how they do it. Obnoxiously carrying a tune while at the same time heating up the women, Kazuma Kiryu entertains us all!
And for those whoa aren’t familiar with Yakuza 3, a demo is now up on the PlayStation store. Banzai! Don’t know why, but I must finish all my Japanese posts with that closure. Banzai!!!
Just a few more days and we’ll all be revisiting the underwater utopia that is Rapture. Since the launch date is approaching quickly, 2K Games has released the official launch trailer for BioShock 2.
As with most launch trailers, it lacks gameplay footage. What it doesn’t lack in is atmosphere and kick-ass moments. There’s of course the Big Daddy we’ll all be playing as, a Little Sister, some Splicers, and of course, Big Sister.
BioShock 2 is set to be released next week and 2K Games was nice enough to tease all of the internet with a quick look at what is included in the BioShock 2 Special Edition packaging. The special edition will cost you $99 for PS3 & Xbox 360, $89 for PC and it’ll include:
1x copy of BioShock 2 (duh)
1x Sturdy Box
1x 164 page hardcover art book titled “Deco Devolution”
3x lithograph posters
1x BioShock 2 orchestral score on CD titled “Sounds from the Lighthouse”
1x BioShock 2 orchestral score on vinyl titled “I am Rapture, Rapture is Me”
For those who have money to spend, 2K Games also announced an UBER EDITION. Retailing at $14,999, you can take home 1 of 500 Big Daddies. All Big Daddies are promised to be signed, numbered, and best of all, they come with a fully fuctional drill and set of plasmids. Take a word of advice from someone who once ordered a living thing in the mail, don’t get your hopes up on your Big Daddy showing up in one piece.
You can slice this news either way. For one you have the protagonist (shooter) who accomplishes this feat of getting the quickest kill to start a match. On the other hand, you have 3, 4, 5 pathetic opponents who all died right after they heard “Ready?”
Hearing “You’ve taken the lead” pretty much made everyone on the map say “Already?”
But what do you guys think? Was the kill very impressive, lucky or a bunch n00bs who got shot from a n00b tuber himself?
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