Halo: Reach + Red Ring of Death = Worst Possible Scenario Ever

I don’t know about you, but if I came home with my copy of Halo: Reach after a long day at the coal mines to only realize that my Xbox 360 forbids to play it by RRoD-ing on me, you better believe that some heads will roll. And by “heads will roll”, I really mean I’ll weep openly as I call Microsoft tech support to schedule a repair for my Xbox 360, then fill my empty void of a life with bad Chinese food and a pint of cookie dough ice cream until I either pass out from over indulging myself or puke all over my $80 rug I bought from Wal-Mart.

I’m just happy I’m not this guy right now. A month without an Xbox 360 while Halo: Reach is out is pretty much a death sentence. You know how many times this guy is going to be hanging out with his friends at Arby’s where he’ll have to sit and listen to them talk about all the fun they’ve been having playing together online? Like two or three times!

[Via Reddit]

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