Uwe Boll in New Jersey???

Driving on the Garden State Parkway and seeing an idiot on the road is nothing new in New Jersey.  But just today I noticed some jerk swerving in and out of lanes, not using his signals, and tailgating the driver’s in front of him.  So being the New Jersey driver I am, I tried pulling up next to this guy.  As we continued South getting closer to the George Washington Bridge exit I tried getting his attention by honking the horn, and high beaming him from behind.  After 10 minutes of the chase which I can say, I clearly came in second, that driver exited on 163, George Washington Bridge.  Although I trailed the mystery man, I was able to take a snapshot of the vehicle.  Unfortunately it was only from behind but I DO know it was a male and I could have sworn he was angry at the wheel.

“Yes, I’m infatuated with the Bronx Bombers”

Now if Uwe Boll did live in New Jersey, I doubt a couple of things.

  1. Number one, his cancer ribbon… would he put one his Pacifica?
  2. Does he even have a Rottweiler?
  3. And… Is he a Yankee Fan?

Let me know what you guys think.  Could the Legend Uwe Boll live in the good ole Garden State?

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