Driving on the Garden State Parkway and seeing an idiot on the road is nothing new in New Jersey. But just today I noticed some jerk swerving in and out of lanes, not using his signals, and tailgating the driver’s in front of him. So being the New Jersey driver I am, I tried pulling up next to this guy. As we continued South getting closer to the George Washington Bridge exit I tried getting his attention by honking the horn, and high beaming him from behind. After 10 minutes of the chase which I can say, I clearly came in second, that driver exited on 163, George Washington Bridge. Although I trailed the mystery man, I was able to take a snapshot of the vehicle. Unfortunately it was only from behind but I DO know it was a male and I could have sworn he was angry at the wheel.
“Yes, I’m infatuated with the Bronx Bombers”
Now if Uwe Boll did live in New Jersey, I doubt a couple of things.
- Number one, his cancer ribbon… would he put one his Pacifica?
- Does he even have a Rottweiler?
- And… Is he a Yankee Fan?
Let me know what you guys think. Could the Legend Uwe Boll live in the good ole Garden State?
funny thing is that I know he was in Jersey the other day for the screening of his shitty movie ‘Postal’. They say a majority of the people watching the film for free walked out. It’s funny he can’t get people to sit through a free film.