If you’re like me, then you’re pretty awesome. If you’re like me when it comes to controllers, you like to show off a little bit when you’re gaming along with friends. That’s why I was excited to hear Sony was going to release two new Dualshock 3 controllers in two of my favorite, manly colors: red & blue.
The “Metallic Blue” and “Deep Red” PS3 Dualshock 3 controllers should be on the market by October. If I were raising these controllers as my own, and on a dark and dreary night, a psychotic killer were to break into my home and take a knife to the throats of these controllers to which he muttered “Choose which of your precious children is going to live!”, I would have to pick ole bluey. Knowing that son-of-a-bitch, he’d probably kill the blue one anyways.
Damn, I’ve got some serious thinking to do.