Watch your kids, watch your wives and watch your husbands because… you know the rest. I’m not sure what to think of this but it is awesome. Professor Genki is your cuddly perverted Saints Row 3 pre-order bonus. He’s lively, entertaining and did I mentioned perverted? Here’s what comes with your pre-order promotion.
From the creators of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax comes Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Promotion!
Pre-order Saints Row: The Third and receive Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack absolutely free!
Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack includes:
– Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult:
Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.
– Professor Genki’s “Octopuss” Weapon:
Fire baby octopi onto your enemies’ heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!
– Professor Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit:
The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!