Be Squeaky Clean With The Human Washing Machine! No More Stinky and Oily Geeks! Hooray!


We all have come from work exhausted, so exhausted you just want to lie on your couch as soon as you walk into your home and stay immobile all night long. Regardless on how your odor from the 8 hours day offends your family you will not budge. Eventually, we are dragged into the bathroom by a loved one by the hair as we just stand there or lay there, if you bathe motionless for an hour. Don’t you wish someone can just bathe you as you just lay there, like the Jetsons or even that new Axe commercial with the sexy girls washing the guy as if he was a car? Yea I do to and guess what now you can be pampered and scrubbed as you just lay there and perhaps read a book by the Human Washing Machine!

Avant’s Santelubain 999 allows you to lie down and relax as the automatic cleaning device does nearly everything: shampoos and showers the body, emits steam heat, provides sound and aromatherapy, and even applies lotion and seaweed packs! Ok that is it, I do not want to see and oily and smelly geeks at the convention anymore! No more excuses with this baby, so geeks put down your controller or keyboard for once and hop in, who know perhaps you can even still play a game if you position the tv about the machine!


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Hello World, My name is Jennifer Safanova ! I am what you call a casual gamer but I have been playing video games since I was 4. My first console was Atari and I moved up to Snes and so on and so on. My 3 favorite games of all time have to be Super Mario World , Condemned and Halo 3! I am here to give a female perspective of the gaming, gadget and anime world. That being said I am a huge lover of Japanese culture and am a huge collector of anime, manga, figures, Japanese paintings, etc etc. I am also a gamer model and a huge comic book nerd! If you go to my link on myspace you can even see me cosplaying as Spiderwoman. I am happy go lucky, silly and have the heart of child. I am very friendly , have a great sense of humor and am very outgoing! So that is a little on me, I will try to keep you guys entertained as much as I possibly can and maybe open your eyes to some things you did not know of but happy you now do!

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